Chandler: You're in my seat.
Joey: How is this your seat?
Chandler: 'Cause I was sitting there.
Joey: But then you left.
Chandler: Well, it's not like I went to Spain. I went to the bathroom, you knew I was coming back.
Joey: What's the big deal, sit somewhere else.
Chandler: The big deal is I was sitting there last, so, that's my seat.
Joey: Well, actually the last place you were sitting was in there (points to the bathroom). Soo...

EPISODE

The One Where No One's Ready is Friends' 50th episode. It was the second episode aired in the third season. The original airdate was September 26, 1996. It's considered the show's first bottle episode, and often appears in best of lists.

PLOT

Ross is taking everyone to a museum benefit party, but he's having a hard time getting them all ready to leave. Chandler and Joey can't stop fighting over a chair (and eventually their clothes); Phoebe's dress gets dirty with hummus, which leads her to support Christmas; Monica is going crazy (like a straw) over an old message from Richard; and Rachel is having a hard time trying to figure out what a paleontologist's girlfriend would wear.

CREDITS

The episode was written by Ira Ungerleider and directed by Gail Mancuso. It features only our six beloved friends, except for Tom Selleck's voice (as Richard Burke) and a small cameo by Peter Dennis (as Sherman Whitfield) in the last few seconds of the tag scene.